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Poor Mom | Print |  E-mail
Thursday, 06 November 2008

You are regretfully invited to the wedding between my perfect son, The Doctor and some cheap two bit tramp whose name escapes me right now. The biggest disaster in my family's history will take place the 9pm on Saturday, September 8th. And no doubt will end in divorce. Hopefully in time to still be eligible for an annulment. The overwhelmingly disappointing heartbreak of a ceremony will be followed by dinner, where nuts will be served because whatsherface has an allergy.

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swhisenhunt: ...
Thanks MOM!
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January 13, 2009
deputy137: ...
Heck other than not being a doctor this looking like my invite!!
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December 16, 2009
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