One of the best "hunting" cartoons I ever saw was an old cowboy standing beside his dead horse with his hands in the air. The caption read:
"Okay, lady. It's your deer. Just let me get my saddle off it first."

No neon orange neeeded!

Don't forget to shake this white hankie from time to time, too!

Anyone know where I can get one for my wife?

You can tell her she has a nice rack without getting slapped.