Top Ten Reasons Why You Know You Have Been In Police Work To Long:

1. You are arresting the sons of the sons of your former arrestees.
   
2. You think the Captain and commander are bed wetting liberals.
   
3. You can identify who's a Greyhound Bus passenger by his tooth and tattoo count.
4. You know that "two beers" with be at least a 0.20 BAC.
   
5. You believe that a permit should be required to be a parent (and you should be giving out the permits).
   
6. You believe that caffeine is a food group.
   
7. You take it as a compliment when someone calls you a dick.
   
8. You believe that suicide isn't always the wrong choice.
   
9. You believe that it is a "good" death only if it involves overtime.
   
10. You have co-workers that pay more in child support and alimony every month than you make in a year.
    
    

Courtesy PoliceTraining.net

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