Good Heavens, is that a grounded UFO?

I don't care where you're from buddy. You can't park this thing here!

"No, the speed limit is not the speed of sound" Yes, I can see you are from out of town. If you Slow down you could see the speed limit sign. "What? I do take "I will beam you up as a threat." See if you can before I taz you?

When did Chigago get ATV's for parking enforcement?

Honey, looks like your mom got pulled over again.

President Obama is really letting this Allow Illegal Aliens to Vote thing go too far.