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PHOTO: Man Admits Having Sex---w/1,000 Cars! | Print |  E-mail
Saturday, 24 May 2008

 

 

telegraph.co.uk

Edward Smith with one of his former partners
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Edward Smith with one of his former partners

 

A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his "romantic" feelings towards vehicles.

Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.

"I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said.

"Maybe I'm a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it's just wonderful.

"I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change."

He added: "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference."

Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men.

But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.

As well as Vanilla, he regularly spends time with his other vehicles – a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger.

Before Vanilla, he had a five-year relationship with Victoria, a 1969 VW Beetle he bought from a family of Jehovah's Witnesses.

But he confesses that many of the cars he has had sex with have belonged to strangers or car showrooms.

His last relationship with a woman was 12 years ago - and he could not bring himself to consummate it, although he did have sex with girls in his younger days.

Mr Smith, from Washington state in the US, kept quiet about his secret fetish for years, but agreed to be interviewed as part of a channel Five documentary into “mechaphilia”. He is shown meeting other enthusiasts at a rally in California

Talking about how his unusual passion developed, Mr Smith said: "It's something that grew as a part of me when I was a kid and I could not shake it.

"I just loved cute cars right from the beginning, but over the years it got stronger once I got into my teenage years and was my first having sexual urges.

"When I turned 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it.

"I didn't fully understand it myself except that I know I'm not hurting anyone and I do not intend to."

He added: "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving.

"There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them.

"As far as women go, they never really interested me much. And I'm not gay.”

Mr Smith is now part of a global community of more than 500 “car lovers” brought together by internet forums.

Comments (11)add feed
thesarge: ...
I'm unsure who is the dummy. Is it the "car Casanova" or is it the
author of this drivel who was "suckered" (no pun intended) into falling
for this BS story?
1

May 24, 2008
det ret rpd narc: I just hope that he used protection....
or he may come down with STD oil syndrome or sparkplug shock syndrome...
remember...if the VWs rocking.....don't cum a knocking.....
2

May 24, 2008
88pdx: ...
He and Picnic Table Man have something in common.
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3

May 24, 2008
88pdx: ...
PS: I wouldn't buy any of this guys "used" cars!
Ewwwwwwww!
4

May 24, 2008
thesarge: ...
This does put a new slant on the term "used car"! smilies/grin.gif
5

May 25, 2008
det ret rpd narc: keep your motor running....
head on down the highway...
looking for adventure...
In what ever comes your way.

No turer words for this sicko....
6

May 25, 2008
CASGTSwoman: ...
Our website for our city's newspaper has an article that this would fit right into...gay/lesbian, animal or toaster marriages. This man is stupid
7

May 26, 2008
ipscop: ...
Why such short relationships, did they just grow a part?
8

May 28, 2008
88pdx: ...
He's no Studebaker! Mopar fetish? Known as man who has a NAPA 'round town, too. Burned his lips really bad when he tried to blow up a bus.
He believes locking gas caps are just "playing hard to get."
Or maybe he's just... (oh, this is such a bad pun...)









... horny?
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May 28, 2008
thesarge: ...
There, there now 88pdx. Do you feel better? Got it all out of your
system have you? I hereby dub you "Queen of punnery" (awful groaner
puns)! Long live the queen! smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif
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May 29, 2008
tseciwa: ...
He gives "going for a ride" a whole different meaning
11

June 02, 2008
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