How the HELL do you get into a position like that?

Igno: My husband can tell you. I've seen him do something very similar, though not at a gas pump. Here in Oregon, we cannot pump our own gas (no self-serve until you cross the border to WA or CA...) so every gas station and convenience store has people who come out and pump your gas for you. Our local Chevron guy says my husband nearly runs him or his coworkers over on a weekly basis, in a hurry on his way to work. Look out for that silver SUV, much like this one!

That's why I do all of the driving. He's a gas and brake specialist whose style of driving is more like a Beijing or a Tijuana Taxi driver. And our insurance rates prove it, too!