How does someone go into these public crappers and not see something on them, hell if I have to go that bad I wipe it down with TP and then grab me a PAPER ASS GASKET or make me one out of the TP.

Okpolizei: I do the exact same thing... and I usually hit the flusher with my foot... public restrooms are nasty - especially in a MALL

Seattle? Yes!
Portland? Yes!
Tulsa? Yes!
OKC? Yes!
San Antonio? Sometimes! I have seen them worn by drunk people as Cowboy Hats down on the Riverwalk... stupid tequila-loaded tourista tricks.
Cleveland? Nope.
Chicago? Nope.
Buffalo? Nope.
Albany? Nope.
NYC? You gotta be kidding me!!
Pittsburgh? Never!
DC: No, butt your elected AHs are all there, yet there are no Ass Gaskets!

Special unscented Kangaroo glue?

Thanks for letting us know where you will need to bring your own ASS GASKETS along with you. The wife had bought me a little box of portable “Ass Gasket” (little purse size, you women think of everything to carry in them)

The nicest Ass Gasket setup I had ever seen was at Chicago airport. You push a button and a pre-wrapped crapper seat just rotates a fresh gasket around the seat for you.

AAHHHH Ass Gaskets, what will they think up next.?

My Mama taught me how to fold 'em and place 'em on my own when I was little. My luck: when I went into the Chicago Airport toilets, on our way to China, into to the plastic wrapped ones, and there was a poopstreak where someone must have gripped on and strained like Elvis on pain meds! Plastic was torn and got pooped on it, but the seat rotated and covered the poopstreak with new plastic. I know, I know, it was covered with new plastic, but I still chose another toilet. Eww Factor! Now, in the City of Chicago, the places we went to didn't have the wall-hanging Ass Gaskets we are accustomed to even at the famous original Pizzeria Uno or The Weber Grill. (As a woman, when it's #1, I have perfected "The Butt Hover" even with a spinal cord injury. This is something most women will relate to! Men are just damn lucky and Freud was right: we are envious of your "outdoor plumbing!")

Ghastliest toilets? China! BYOTP everywhere you go. Chinese Trains? Worst! They are just a hole so you "don't use the toilet while the train is in the station" and don't carry anything in your pockets, your passport, money, camera, etc. because it stays safe with the spouse! The ones on a boat were not bad, just make sure the wake passes before you drop and kneel over the hole with stainless steel trays you squat over to release brown trout. There are some Western Toilets, as they are called over there. Gimme a rootin' tootin' six-gun shootin' Western Toilet any day! It's so good to come home after a visit to China. The food was great! The toilets were not. Ass Gaskets and Western Toilets would be a Great Leap Forward for China, especially when you have to bring your own toilet paper into every bathroom you visit. I heard that they had put squatty potties in all of the newly built Olympic venues, then had to rip them all out and plumb in Westen Toilets for the Western Visitors, so as not to appear ass-backwards. Nice to see another government wasting money as efficiently as ours does!

The story took me back a few years...

I went into a brand new Mobile gas station in Olongopo one time to use the restroom. Figured it would have decent facilities. They had jack hammered a hole in the concrete floor where the toilet normally would go and that was it. No running water, not even a pipe to hang onto to avoid falling into the hole.

It was one of the things I remember about foreign travel; don't drink the water and forget about finding a western toilet.